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Re: Ass Kissing, Lamentations and Solidarity

Posted by David Chibo on September 17, 2001 at 23:25:41:

In Reply to: Ass Kissing, Lamentations and Solidarity posted by Assyrian Ass Kissing Society on September 17, 2001 at 13:04:28:

:-) Very funny Freddy.
I just finished having lunch at work. Before going to lunch I crossed the road along with a friend and decided to finally visit the flowery shrine erected opposite our office building at the U.S. Consulate in Melbourne.
Besides the flowers, I saw people signing condolence books and so I decided to express my opnion.

It went something along the lines of-

What a tragic month.
5,000 innocent Americans and
5,000 innocent Iraqi children want to know why?
Stop the war!
Bring the terorists or freedom fighters responsible for the NYT disaster and the Genocide via sanctions terrorist acts to justice.


Do you think they'll read it?
Do you think they'll understand it?
Do you think they'll change their ways?

Well it was worth a shot.

: The members of our organization and the executive council would like to kiss as much of America's ass as possible to show how deeply we regret this country's inability to kill even more of our people in "The Diapers" and in our beloved Homeland.

: And while we're rooting around down there for an open spot we'd like to remind all Americans that we've done all we can to help pay for those killings, on top of which we've agreed to remain silent except for when we help out by villifying Islam and jumping and humping every rumor we can...and planting them when we can't find them. And if there is anything else we can do to help slaughter our own people, you only have to ask...because we firmly believe that by a deft combination of enough killing and ass kissing...we will get Assyria back...and then we'll wash up, get off our knees and be the Grat Peepil we always knew we were.

: signed


: Society for More Assyrian Ass Kissing Inc.


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