In Reply to: Job offer to Parhad: "FBI Needs Contract Linguists" posted by andreas on September 18, 2001 at 00:50:42:
Position requires the ability to speak out of the back of your mouth and corners too. Must be able to write sentences which can be as easily understood backwards as any other way. A "breathless" approach to the work at hand is also considered vital, as being in a rush ensures errors and errors will keep the Tower humming. A Nazi past always a plus. Pay commensurate with experience (that's a million bucks an hour Andreas for your skills!!!)
Apply by dropping dead soon.
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