We will find the bastards who did to us what we've been doing to others. Bin Laden bit the hand that fed him all those years. I mean, we were the ones who taught him everything he knows. We financed him and his previous operations. How dare he!!!
We shall wreack vengeance on him and any who remotely resemble him. This shall be our crusade of 'Good' against 'Evil'. All I ask is that you gullible... I mean... honest, good, peace loving, good, freedom defending, good, caring, (did I already mention 'good'?) citizens of our great nation listen and believe everything I tell you and CNN shows you. Together we shall screw.....I mean, save the world from the tyranny of Bin Laden and his kind. We have the evidence, and just as soon as we've finished fabricating......er tabulating it in one easy to swallow tablet, all americans can have their dose of reality.
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