What I do For Living

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Posted by Gandhi ( on February 14, 2002 at 20:14:11:

Someone E-Mailed me to day wanted to know What I do For Living ? May be I should have wrote What I don't do for Living!
Any way that is the kind of business I have .
but as a profession I am an Apostolate hired by Vatican security !(I know more secrets about Vatican than CIA knows about monica clinton and I am a democrat
just to please my Jewish friends)

And I have another side job just to Keep my mistress happy ! Geuss what it is !
a UFO investigator !
don't blame me for having a mistres ! I had no choice when I switched to Democrats.
now as a confidentialy republican I hope I will not fill my swimming pool by next door neighber's water and hose like our republican senator !
I am a nice Guy , not by Assyrian standart becuase I don't go to church on sundays and I don't donate to churches !
If you come to visit me on sundays you will see a sign hunging on my Door " GONE FISHING"
and if you search my mail box you will find Some notes
Saying thanks for your support (none Assyrian church related)

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