What Not To Name Your Dog

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Posted by Zavid Zapata ( on November 09, 2001 at 01:25:44:

Everybody Who has dog calls him Sam,peter,jeromaiah,Abdulah,Aprim or Jasmine I call mine "sex" he is a great pal but he has caused me a great deal of embarrasment.When I went to city Hall to renew his dog license , I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex . he said I would like one too!then I said But this is a dog . he said he did not care what she looked like . then I said you do not understand I have had Sex Since I was 9 years old he winked and said you must have been quiet a kid.
when I got married and went on my honeymoon I took the dog with me . I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex .
he said you do not need a special room . As long as you pay your bill we do not care what you do .
I said look you do not seem to understand , Sex keeps me awake at night . the clerk said Funny-I have the same problem.
One day I entered Sex in a contest , but before the competition began the dog ran away . another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking disappointed . I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest He told me I should have sold my own tickets . But you do not understand I said I had hoped to have Sex on TV. he said Now that cable is all over the place it's no big deal anymore.
When my wife and I separated , when we went to court to fight for custody of the dog .I said your honor I had Sex before I was married The judge said The courtroom isn't confessional Stick to the case , please,Then I told him that after I was married , Sex left me judge said me Too.
last night Sex ran off again, I spent hours looking around town for him . Acop came over to me and asked What are you doing in this alley At 2 O'clock in the morning ? I told him That I was looking for Sex .
My case comes up Friday!

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