Posted by parhad (126.96.36.199) on October 02, 2001 at 10:09:43:
..."I'm talking to all of you, here!" continued God, His voice rising to a shout. "Do you hear Me? I don't want you to kill anybody. I'm against it, across the board. How many times do I have to say it? Don't kill each other anymore—ever! I'm #####ing serious!"
Upon completing His outburst, God fell silent, standing quietly at the podium for several moments. Then, witnesses reported, God's shoulders began to shake, and He wept.
>>>This is taken from a long-winded "press conference" GOD is supposed to have given when he scolds us all for getting "HIM" all wrong.
>>>Listen to the pious son of a bitch, weeping up there. This is the same creep who insisted his son be tortured and nailed to a cross to get stabbed and have his shins broken ("miraculously" the Romans didn't do it, the shins I mean). Now he comes telling us WE got it all wrong...pious twaddle, but what would you expect from a guy with that much history to be ashamed of. God, the god of the Testicles, still the greatest criminal the world has ever seen, taken from the evidence on his own rap sheet and without the need for any embellishment...condemned out of his own vulgar mouth...and we've been worshipping HIM all these years??? No wonder.
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