Posted by panch from ? (126.96.36.199) on Saturday, March 30, 2002 at 10:08PM :
I don't know which anonymouse implement it was, but one fellow explained his reluctance to give a name...while thumping his hairy chest, by saying in the past he'd received phone calls. Phone calls that went dead when answered.
This scared ourhero so badly he decided to "lay low" and use an alias...as in alias "chikenshit". Can you imagine what he wouldn't have done if a Cub Scout had been on the other end? And this guy has the nerve to bravely challenge those not so admirably put together.
No one is looking for this guy...as no foreign government has anything to fear from us Assyrians who can't spit into the wind without dying of fright.
Truth is he, and the other frightful heroes, is afraid his mother or wife is gonna bash him with a rolling pin for getting weird phone calls. That's all...no Secret Iraqi Police are coming for the guy...what the hell would they do with him?
If you wanted to do as much harm to the Assyrian "cause"(gimme a break) you'd want more guys like these Implements and Instruments and natural erruptions and phenomena of Assyria...not less. Who does us more damage than ourselves?
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