Posted by pancho from ? (220.127.116.11) on Friday, April 19, 2002 at 10:50PM :
I don't know how this found its way to my box, but it did...needs no comment.
Honorable George W Bush
Office of the Precedent
United States of America
Dear Precedent Tush,
As precedent of Assyrian American National Federation I want to constrangulate you on what you do. We Assyrians are ready to stand behind you as far as you need. America has been good to the Assyrian people and all of us back you up all the way.
In our own humble way we are working on some of the same things you are. We also hate Muslims and need gasoline. The Arabs have been very unkind and murderous to the Assyrian people from way back far...it is time we acted more like them and be true Christians.
I don't want to take too much of your time, and I am busy too. Please consider attending our convention this Labor Day at the Hotel Six in Dearbron, Michigan. Bring the wife and kids...there will be plenty to drink. Assyrians love Vodka too, hehe.
I know, and my people believe it too, that you will always be, as you put it so well, "shtrong". Take care, and if I can be of any help, don't hesitate to call.
Precedent Assyrian Universal American Federation of Berkeley.
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