Posted by Rolf Dusseldorf from ? (18.104.22.168) on Friday, March 01, 2002 at 4:22PM :
People have sent me letters asking whatever happened to Carlo and his Ganjettes. If some of you are not familiar with this guy and his troupe, Carlo is a deep honey voiced fella who owns a mortgage firm, Snidely Whiplash Inc, in San Jose. The guy has been running for president of the federation since 1756 and has yet to win. He's created an organization of his own just so he can be important...well, don't YOU want to be important?
Carlo is a big supporter of John Nimrod...and if you've ever wondered why a jock strap is also called a "supporter", Carlo is the main man to show you. At all functions where John appears, you'll find Carlo there oozing Canola oil from every pore. This guy has pores in places the rest of us don't have places.
Carlo has a troupe of three to four women, nice plump ones, he dresses in short skirts and pom poms and brings with him to lead the cheers for John and the AUA. These are the famous Ganjettes. They are to the Dallas Cheerleaders as the AUA is to the Cowboys.
Next time the AUA meets to save Assyria, catch the Ganjettes. They march in unison, sort of, they twirl, sort of, and they exude confidence in "their man"...who's usually asleep on the dias waiting his nod to "save" Assyria.
-- Rolf Dusseldorf
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