Posted by panch from pool0273.cvx25-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net (126.96.36.199) on Tuesday, January 14, 2003 at 5:18PM :
In the spirit of Sadieism...I too would like to announce a name change. I have been pancho long enough...people have figured out who I really am, and flush with smug self-satisfaction I think it's time to go where no Assyrian man has dared go before...And it's a necessary thing a do...a far far greater thing than I have ever done before...or since.
Henceforth, and until no longer necessary...I will answer the call of my Grat Peepil as the "Assyrian Enema"...and I can safely say, it wont go to my head....or yours.
Accept no substitutes...and fear not...even with your backs turned you'll know, somehow, that's it's me...the genuine thing. Whenever you feel an intellectual twang...you'll know it's me...probing around till I get to the very heart of this great National Matter...and Diapers wont stop me either.
(sometimes, when deeply moved I might sign as, "The Enema of Assyria"...not to be confused with the Enemy of Assyria...which I also yam.)
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