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Posted by Alexander from ( on Saturday, August 09, 2003 at 3:07PM :

Three people are lined up for execution...
One is Polish, one Greek, one Assyrian.

Before the gunners pull the trigger, the Polish man yells out "Earthquake!" amd the gunners get scared and run off, thinking an earthquake is taking place. The Polish man is able to get away in this manner.

Then the gunners, exhausted from their short excursion, decide to round up the POWs again. They manage only to get the Greek and Assyrian men back, the Polish man having gotten away. Just as they are about to fire on the Greek and the Assyrian, the Greek(smart men Greeks are) man yells out "Volcano!"...Once again, the gunners scatter, leaving the Greek and Assyrian unguarded. The Greek man gets away, but the Assyrian man is caught shortly and forced to await his execution.

The Assyrian, seeing how the others' ploys worked so well with the gunners, decides to try it himself. So, just as the gunners are ready to pull their triggers, he yells out "Fire!", and that is the end of him.

-- Alexander
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