Posted by farid from customer-148-233-78-77.uninet.net.mx (148.233.78.77) on Wednesday, September 03, 2003 at 11:45AM :
Liking strong iced tea a lot I decided to brew up a batch today. Put it into my bestest thermos figuring it would keep even colder that way and stuck it in the fridge. This is a liquid propane powered refrigerator that chills the water in the ice cube trays as you approach the door. Three hours later, it being very warm outside where I had been taking a snooze...artist's life you know...I grab the thermos from the fridge...all nice and cold to the touch...open the spout, take half a swig and scald my mouth.
Does this indicate that I am...
a. Assyrian
b. Chaldean
c. A Great Assyrian
d. A Great Chaldean
e. I've got one hell of a thermos...if I could just figure out its proper
use.
Send all answers to:
Nineveh Oy Nineveh
Box 476 Modesto, CA
Addressed to me...Ferd Parhad
-- farid
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