Posted by Alexander from 184.108.40.206.cfl.rr.com (220.127.116.11) on Friday, September 12, 2003 at 5:54PM :
There are three people on a plane; one is a Finnish lady, one is the Pope, and the last one is the smartest Assyrian in the world. Well, the plane is going to crash, so the pilot comes into the cabin and says to the passengers, "Listen, this plane is going down, but there are only three parachutes, and four of us...Well, Im getting out of here, so good luck to you guys!" And he quickly grabs a parachute and jumps out the airplane.
Well, the compassionate Finn, and the Pope exchange glances, not knowing what to do next. So the smartes Assyrian in the world says, "Listen, its every man for himself, so Im out of here!" And with that he grabs his parachute, singing Bageeye as he falls toward earth. Well, now the compassionate Finn and the Pope are at a loss as to what they should do, so the Finnish lady says to the Pope, "Listen, Pope, I am just a regular nobody, so you take the parachute and save yourself." And the Pope says, "No my radiant and compassionate young Finnish lady, do not despair, for the smartest Assyrian in the world has taken a backpack instead of a parachute- we still have two parachutes." And so they save themselves, taking the remaining two parachutes and jumping out of the plane. :-)
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