Norman Solkha

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Posted by farid from ( on Sunday, September 14, 2003 at 1:53PM :

In Reply to: More on Eden posted by Tiglath from ( on Sunday, September 14, 2003 at 0:25AM :

Some information on Dr Naby's contemporary Dr Norman Solkha is in order here. Dr Solkha holds a Masters Degree in Penology (not what you think) from the University of Podunk. He is summa cum laude on the water polo team where he played lifeguard. His post graduate work included pieces written for "Detective Magazine" and the "Far Flung Whores" newsgroup based in Kansas City.

Since graduating Master Solkha has worked in the Illinois State Prison system as first a turnkey, moving up the ladder to guard, cook's assistant and finally, psychologist. Master Solkha retired in 1989 and has been towing noted experts in the fields of Assyriology around with him since then. He was previously married to someone who was previously a woman and is divorced and the proud father of two strapping nincompoops.

Solkha divides his time these days between tax-scams, touching up a Plywood Palace he still maintains and general maintenance on the papier mache antiquites in his Mesopotamian Museum, down the street from Madame Wanks Massage Parlor, which is also housed in one of his roach infested buildings.

Master Solkha is currently involved in a law suit he brought against one Eden Naby, for telling it like it is...something Solkha has never been able to do.

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