Posted by panch from ? (64.79.4.2) on Wednesday, May 15, 2002 at 11:09PM :
At the Henry Hyde Matchbook University Law School you can learn to make BIG BUCKS!!! Can you read??? Do you have lots of free time??? If you said "yes" to all of the above...then you qualify!!!
Just draw the profile of George Bush on the back cover and you will win a scholarsship!!! No need to mail IT IN!!! Imagine that!!! Instant WINNER for the perrenial loser!!!
We can get you a job somewhere in the Northwest...sitting down all day and reading web sites!!! Yes...that's RIGHT!!! Do nothing else and earn BIG BUCKS!!!
Send $9.99 on the back of a nude picture of yourself to..P.O Box 765 San Jose, CA.
Start today...what ELSE have you got to do???
-- panch
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