Posted by Lils from ? (126.96.36.199) on Monday, October 07, 2002 at 2:34PM :
Headlines from around the world!
"INC gets all expense paid vacation to Brussels" (Why not pick some place pretty like Hawaii?)
"Local man accused of vulgar displays of US patriotism sentenced to 10 years of hard manual labor. Wife happy man now doing something productive with his time."
"Man working for Walgreens jeered by local girls dressed like Britney Spears and brandishing Starbucks frappuchinos"
"Hard core alterna-babe prefers hard core alterna-sex"
"10 month old puppy hit by local, middle-aged woman driving white SUV in residential area. Woman slowed down to 40 mph."
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