Posted by andreas from p3EE3C3D7.dip.t-dialin.net (220.127.116.11) on Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 2:42PM :
In Reply to: Communique From Assrin Front posted by pancho from pool0116.cvx20-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net (18.104.22.168) on Saturday, November 23, 2002 at 2:19PM :
Great! Can I have the translation rights?
Lo and behold:
Who do we have here?
A real deepdigger and analyst and satyr - i.e. satirist - all that at the same time who's now reaching in one of his most glamorous minutes almost a pimple of reality ....
A promising talent and so convincing - unless he's unsucessfully trying to play the big bad wolf.
: The party elite have isued a statement barring any further developments of a complete breakdown of discipline that we have taken steps to ameliorate in upcoming elections of the Purple People Eaters phalangist "Central Finger Committe" that was voted at the last part Congress held at Ahmad's Bistro wherein several additional clauses were inserted guaranteeing our people equal representation which is our right by virtue of our virtue. Further it was decided at a plenary session held in Dimrod province that any further communiques must be issed by the grand council of poobahs in accordance with the rules set forward in Party Dictate #345. Any groups opposing these measures, democratically arrived at through due process and murder, will be considered to be operating on their own, without official sanction and as such open to the strictest censure in the most clear and democratic methods which were adopted by our last Party Congress presided over by Genghis Khan, that great patriot in whose shoes we hope to walk at least a mile.
: Further vital information will be set forth at our upcoming barbecue and plenary session of the executive borad.
: IBBILI IBBILI, THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!
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