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happy as pigs in church
Posted by parhad (Guest) - Thursday, December 18 2003, 9:19:06 (EST)
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Had Jesus not been executed neither Andy nor his church would have noticed him. There was nothing in his teachings to impress a cat with. "If a city doesn't pay attention, shake its dust from your feet"...it takes a god to come to earth to tell you not to go where you aren't wanted? For this people have been weeping and wailing for 2000 years? And the coming of Jesus at a time when the world was desperately in bad shape(in Jerusaem maybe, but then every day was a bad-hair day with those people cause Yahwe had been terrorizing them for some time already...we were having a fine time in BetNahrain), has solved anything...has made of this world a better place...really? Ask the Jews. God saw fit once to speak directly to Mankind and chose to address a bunch of the most pig-ignorant, child-killing...human-sacrificing people in that part of the world...and NEVER found the need to do so again in over 3000 years since? The Golden Rule..which you know damn well the Hebrews never came up with either, is about all the moral teaching anyone who isn't a barbarian at heart needs. And even that doesn't require a god and a host of heavenly angels to come up with...but makes perfect sense to anyone, as an ideal.

In fact, for a god, Jesus made a rather poor one. But let that go. Then again, being a god...what's the big deal with his "sacrifice"? Had he been facing the grave sure and certain, with no chance to pass "GO" and collect $200 whenever he pleased...THAT would have been something. But that sort of ordinary "sacrificial" death has been dealt countless times before and after and to people who really felt the pain and knew it was final. For a god to play at this charade is silly, not impressive. Look at Jesus' face as he's hanging from the cross and you see he's faking it. It hurts like hell to have railroad spikes driven through your hands and feet and people shit in their pants when they're facing execution. Yet he looks so calm and restful and IF he's dead his last look wouldn't be that of a man dozing after having had a very pleasant orgasm. His face would be a mask of contorted agony. Jesus obviously didn't suffer a bit...so where's the point?

But again...why does death by execution have to be added to the story? I don't think even Andy needs such a cartoon version of "love" to be impressed. I think that's more window dressing to decorate the fact that all we're talking about here is a cheap carnival trick... the chance to beat Death...escape the grave...get back up and have another shot at it and for eternity too...though really that would be about as close to hell as I can imagine...living forEVER? You've got to be joking! And doing exactly what? Staring at Yahwe all day and night? Talking to the same people who drove you nuts on earth...for 10,000 years and then another 567,000, then a million and all the while not allowed to partake of a SINGLE thing that here on earth made life at least a little bearable...like a nice altar boy-arse maybe??? Like most religions, this thing is constructed for children and extremely child-like adults arrested in their growth at around the time they discovered masturbation, which it closely resembles.

It's the association of death with love and both with "sacrifice" of the self...and then the call to emulate a passive victim who almost begged to be put to death that unhinges Christians. They're never quite sane after that. Add to that fact that they can be forgiven anything...like the worst of brats...and you've set the stage for this bloodiest religion the world has ever seen.

It only compounds the madness to claim this is the ONLY god...the ONLY way to live forever. If he is indeed the only god then you'd expect all people everywhere to follow along for the Goods as well. Christians won't admit it but they can't help but look down their noses at non-Christians...or suffer them to exist as some rare sort of semi-humans who haven't the good sense to accept such an unheard of "gift". And we already know that if everyone did accept it..if everyone in Europe, or on the planet, turned Christian they'd do what the Europeans did..start finding fine distinctons to kill each other over...or just kill each other anyway. You can't stop a Christian from killing...killing is there with the first baby-steps his religion takes. He'll first kill every non-Christian he can lay his righteous hands on, then he'll kill other Christians. In a sense Christians are committing mass suicide as well...they're comitting suicide "By Christianity". It's just that they're killing the rest of us and the planet too.

I saw a meat truck in town with a cartoon logo of a smiling pig wearing an apron and chef's hat. They have the same device on several chicken shacks as well...jolly chickens offering themselves as a sacrifice for supper, "lovingly" and "willingly"... and we have the same in the States. It's absurd of course...the idea that a pig is smilingly offering you delicious pork meat to eat. What's a pig got to smile about on a truck carrying his own carcass. Is it supposed to be cute? Is there anyone who doesn't know being killed hurts? Or are pigs gods too? Go to the slaughter yard and you won't see any smiling pigs in aprons and hats and they won't be meekly offering their necks either...they'll be squealing like mad and crapping all over themselves to escape death...sort of like those who turn Christian.

It's the same in church. There's the carcass of god, symbollic of course (it's as if they know the reality they practise is too disgusting so everything's a symbol with them), looking a little sad though we all know it's an act cause he knew he was getting up. It isn't a smiling corpse in an apron offering you his meat for supper...but it's close enough. In churches, houses of "worship" they're even called...all over the world there's at least one corpse hanging above the altar in the same attitude it was in, trussed up and ready for slaughter 2000 years ago, or hanging out to age well like any fine ham.

I'm telling you...these butcher's apprentices can't get enough of death and execution and murder. They've got the blood painted on there as well. In many churches they've even bothered to go to the cemetary and exhume whole skeletons and body parts, real ones not "symbols", to put on display and the faithfull weep and get ecstatic at what would otherwise make a decent person's gorge rise. On top of that, in their eagerness for human gore they've manufactured more miracles for Lo and behold it turns out Peter had SIXTEEN big toes alone! And that's just on his right foot. John The Washer had eleven elbow joints which can be seen in any number of "Houses Of Worship" and several other witch doctors of theirs were so strangely constructed it's a wonder they got around at all or weren't stoned to death at birth. And you simply wouldn't believe how many nails it took to build a simple wood cross back then cause they've got 3467 of them on display in "Houses of Worship" around the world, till you wonder just what these dumb clucks are worshipping and weeping in ecstasy over except perhaps their own willingness to be made fools of. And the truly funny thing is that Catholic "Intellectuals"...if you can believe those two words anywhere within 10,000 miles of each other...will smilingly gloss over these minor absurdities as necessary to impress simple idiots with and then go on and tell you that the more elaborate and whangdangled idiocies, reserved for the really stupid... like a Catholic Intellectual for instance, are the "real thing".

It's rather a very funny belief system...except it kills. It kills it's own. It killed its founder, for starters and then set to work on the rest of us. Andy's job is to keep that fact from you or excuse it by saying it was all a terible mistake committed by Christians as devout in their loonitooniness as he is but, "in error", which his church won't take responsibility for, like any capricious parent drunk on Welfare, sitting in front of an altar with a TV on it, beer, or blood in hand...and that's all. That and offer you paradise if you'll go along and accept the gifts that come your way for that First Murder...your first crime. Accept that and the rest is easy, the rest is a smiling pig.



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