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A Brief Romp Through Christlandia
Posted by pancho (Guest) - Monday, March 14 2005, 15:06:53 (CET)
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...one of the numerous ways in which you can tell this ain`t any kind of Nayshun is by the utter lack of such trifles as Culture, Humanities, Arts, Sciences...and all that stuff you don`t need so long as you have knee pads and can pray to a Jew god.

To the question of what holds a "nation" together we can only answer Christianity...and then take a look at our versions of Christianity...need more?

Anyway...there I was, looking for a way to hate Assyrians and attack their "history" and "nation" and "community" and "children" too...when it dawned on me that I should stake several more years and raise several more thousands of dollars from the sale of my own sculpture to build a third monument...and why not for Detroit...where Assyrians and Chaldeans live cheek by jowl and every home as at least three Cadillacs in the pool.

I made a model of the proposed monument..but even before doing that, three brave Assyrians joined up and paid six grand each, sight unseen no less...so that was a good sign..or a dangerous precedent, depending on which pissant "club" you happened to be president, secretary and treasurer of...but I didn`t realize that yet.

I sold $90,000 worth of models and spent two years on the actual monument...that`s the bust of it...the middle one in the photo. Along the way I had to fly out to Detroit a few times to calm steely nerves and settle taut stomachs...I was acuused, again, of getting it all wrong...for instance why didn`t my Hammurabi LOOK like Hammurabi? Some in Detroit wanted me to copy the entire stele in the Louvre as the best and only likeness of Hammurabi...I explained that while a good copy was a good copy, it was only, in the end, a good copy...it might do for the lobby of a motel but no city in the world wants to install a copy of an original that is half a world away...besides which it reflects poorly on us that we can`t manage to interpret our own culture..breathe some life into it in the modern era...and at the thought of continuing to reflect poorly on ourselves, several nationalists perked up and demanded I do so. Of course I refused.

But..to show that I COULD copy, I made the first head in the photos...which is either an image of Hammurabi or an Elamite king...no one but Aprim knows exactly. But that was more by way of a demonstration...I had no intention of plunking this head on my monument.

That was back when Jackie hit the fan..or her pooter did...also when Nimrod woke up and started calling Detroit...as Jackie was doing..warning them all that I was a crook and a criminal...and Wellfed was at the other end telling them I didn`t know how to sculpt..that I was doing irreparable damage to our great nayshun and so on. Man...we must have scared the hell out of ordinary folk!

So I was forced to cancel the Hammurabi monument..what with being threatened with her sexual favors and then jail by Jackie...all of which Atour "Down Here" Golani went along with...so between all the leaders of Assyria there was no chance to deal calmly with the great people of Assyria and everyone went hysterical on me...so I smashed the monument to bits and lit out for Mexico.

Then some time back I hear that some of the Chaldeans who`d bought maquettes got it into their heads that they`d been cheated...and that Janey Golani was responsible for cheating them..when all the poor woman did was try to raise interest and help me sell maquettes...and so they sued HER! That`s a fool`s errand of course so naturally they took it very seriously. When I wrote to the secretary of the law firm to explain that Janey hadn`t done a thing to anybody but try to help..and that I had been more than willing to finish the project and would have..as I finished two other monuments, had not Chaldeans and then everybody else gone nuts and gotten cold feet at Jackie`s hysterics and Nimrods fury...and that the people who bought maquettes were BUYING SCULPTURE...and the only way the monument could have been completed was if the rest who had promised to buy..had acted on THEIR promises etc. But all I got in reply was a demand that I "pay back" the Chaldeans who`d been "cheated"...

So then I came up with another plan...I would make yet another Hammurabi..make him entirely at my own expense and risk...sell no models or raise any money from anyone...that I would send photos of the completed monument to them..to a designated committee...and if they liked what they saw, they would pay the foundry cost...and then only pay me anything when I delivered the finished bronze monument to them in Detroit. If it was a question of "trust" and how I Robbed People...then this approach would secure them...for if my interests were in money, as if a I was a priest or something...I would certainly want to finish and deliver the monument...for I would get nothing until then..and until then not a dime would I see...fair enough?

So I made the third Hammurabi...and sent photos along with the proposal...and the approach was made by a pal of ours who can reveal himself in his stunning glory if he chooses to...my lips is sealed mum. And in return we heard again about the Louvre..about the REAL Hammurabi and what he looked like,...and, of course, the ongoing "controversy" over the entire project to begin with...and also maybe this wasn`t the "right time" to attract attention to ourselves..that old mistake Darkies make of unwittingly playing into the white racist`s stereotype of them by being the FIRST to deny their culture, thereby proving to Joe Dickhead that it must not BE much of a culture..or we wouldn`t be over here clamoring to be white and naming our kids Jennifer and Ashley.

So...no go. I think I fulfilled my obligation to the people of Detroit who ever thought of having a public monument of their own...they have their Cadillacs to be proud of.



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