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10 Tips to Understanding the White House

Posted by Maggie (Guest) - Friday, October 27 2006, 20:03:23 (CEST)
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Clarifying some historical highlights, OR, 10 Tips to Understanding the White House

1. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary.

2. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

3. Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

4.. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iran.

5. If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex. “Just Say No”

6. Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

7. Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

8.. A president lying about an extra-marital affair is an impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

9. Government should limit itself to the powers spelled out in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

10 Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.

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As usual, there is a gadfly. In this case, it is Sinclair Lewis who said (in 1935) "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross."

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