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A little bit of the funny stuff
Posted by Ado (Guest) - Saturday, January 21 2006, 22:22:25 (CET)
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One of the funniest characters in a film ever has to be Roman Moronie from “Johnny Dangerously”. This is killing me. Some quotes:

Tommy Kelly: If a train left New York at 300 miles per hour, and accelerated speed 15 miles per hour, and traveled a distance of 683 miles, tell me sir: what time would that train reach Chicago?!
Roman Moronie: That's a fargin' trick question!

Roman Moronie : You fargon sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove um up your icehole. Dirty som-on-a-batches. My own club.

Roman Moronie : Okay, you and the rest of your bastages can gamble, but don't try no fargin tricks, otherwise you wind up with your bells in a sling!"

AND HERE GOES MY FAVORITE FARGIN LINE YOU ICEHOLE BASTAGES…

Lawyer: Before we begin my client would like to read from a prepared statement.
Tommy: Go ahead.
Roman Moronie: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel. You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' iceholes ... like yourselves.



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