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>Kris wrote: >This might be one of his other personalities. >Ado - film-maker (dominant personality) The dominant personality usually takes over the more weak ones. The patient's subconscious realizes this is an opportunity for a hostile take-over and thus becomes even more empowered and starts to become extremely creative, weaving webs and plots of great depth to destroy the more weaker personalities. >Adoni - Assyrian thug from the streets of Chicago This secondary personality is a by-product of the dominant one. This character, knowing he's weak, creates thug-like personality to keep the dominant one at bay, and makes plans for his survival, as a defense-mechanism. >Oni - evil deity also known as Pazuzu. The Pazuzu is a very subtle demon. He's there only when the id needs him to be the mediator between the ego and the alter ego. >Macaroni - 6 year old child This macaroni personality only comes out when Ado, the dominant personality, is hungry and cannot fight on an empty stomach, to keep all the other personalities in line. >Spumoni - Italian chef The dominant personality creates this Italian chef when the hunger pang becomes too strong to resist. The Spumoni Ice Cream is multi-colored/multi-flavored and is a subconscious representation of the multi-personality patient. >Dr. Yonan, what is your prognosis? In order for this patient to bring all these personalities together, and restore the whole, he must offer Spumoni ice cream and macaroni and cheese to pazuzu, while reciting the following incantation: Oh Pazuzu, son of Hanbi, Please protect me from the curse of Kris Please restore me to my original self But please make my hair thick this time. So you see, my dear, Ado is suffering from stress caused by hair loss, and in order for him to heal, he must acknowledge this as the source of all his problems. --------------------- |
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