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In an American town, an Assyrian man was cleaning out the chechma, when he said the following out loud:

1st Assyrian Man:
Sureth: "Garik mechkhinee kha shoolah bish spi."
English: "I have to find a better job than this."

Another Assyrian man, walking by, overheard him say this and asked the 1st Assyrian man:

2nd Assyrian Man:
Sureth: "Tah plookh minee. Ana itlee shoolet tamesta et ganee. Ana ey pelkhin pnooshiee ooh beyin khacha hayarta. In pelkhot minee, ana yawinookh kha samet business et deyee. In shoolah aweh spi, meplikhakh nasheh kheeneh."
English: "Come work for me. I own a custodial business and I am the only employee and sure can use the help. I am also prepared to give you a portion of the business as we grow. If things work out we can hire others to work for us and we would have to do is manage the business as partners."

1st Assyrian Man:
Sureth: "Awet basima. Ena atin ewit Suraya. Garick tanin, LAH!"
English: "Thanks but no thanks. Your Assyrian, so I will have to decline."

Moral:
Never work for or with an Assyrian. He may just screw you. Isn't this prevalent in our community?

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Chaldean Words of Wisdom... Jeff - Thursday, December 29 2005, 5:24:55 (CET)
- Re: Chaldean Words of Wisdom... Maggie - 12/29 10:35
  - Re: Chaldean Words of Wisdom... pancho - 12/29 14:53
    - Re: Chaldean Words of Wisdom... Maggie - 12/29 19:49
- Re: Assyrian Words of Wisdom... Kris K. - 12/29 17:57
  - Re: Assyrian Words of Wisdom... Ado - 12/30 01:49
    - I can't figure it out... pancho - 12/30 02:28
      - Re: I can't figure it out... Ado - 12/30 02:53
        Re: I can't figure it out... pancho - 12/30 15:36
        Re: I can't figure it out... Ado - 12/30 18:34
    - Re: Assyrian Words of Wisdom... Kris K. - 12/30 21:51
      - Re: Assyrian Words of Wisdom... Ado - 12/30 22:03
      - Re: Assyrian Words of Wisdom... pancho - 12/30 22:05
        Re: Assyrian Words of Wisdom... Kris K. - 12/30 22:51
        Re: Dr. Yonan's Prescription Maggie - 12/31 10:25
        
        Re: Assyrian Words of Wisdom... pancho - 01/02 14:58
      - Re: Assyrian Words of Wisdom... Maggie - 12/30 22:48
        Re: Assyrian Words of Wisdom... Ado - 12/30 22:56
        
        Re: Assyrian Words of Wisdom... Ado - 12/30 22:57
        Re: Assyrian Words of Wisdom... Maggie - 12/30 23:24
        Re: Assyrian Words of Wisdom... pancho - 12/31 01:22
        
        Re: Assyrian Words of Wisdom... Ado - 12/31 01:54
        Re: Assyrian Words of Wisdom... Maggie - 12/31 10:02
        Re: Assyrian Words of Wisdom... Kris K. - 01/02 03:12
        Re: Assyrian Words of Wisdom... Maggie - 01/02 20:41

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