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Posted by Jeff (Guest) - Saturday, November 19 2005, 8:01:43 (CET)
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Maggie wrote:
>Hey I was kidding you about clearance and all, because Tiglath was implying I work for the CIA.
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>But seriously, you didn't get your birth-certificate when your parents were leaving Iran? How were you able to leave?
>
>You can never retrieve your birth certificate from Shiraz unless you know someone who lives there and can go to the hospital you were born in or the church you were baptized in and get a copy for you.
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>Other than that, you can go to an Assyrian church here and get one from the >priest.

I can just picture it now: Emil, wearing a rainbow pride outfit with a large golden cross and his top shirt buttons unbuttoned so as to accentuate his chest hair, walks into the Christiassyrian church and in the background you here the Shamashi singing:

"Qaddisha, Alaha.
Hashisha, Helthana.
Hashisha la mayotha..."

Emil: "Hi, um...I am trying to get citizenship but I don't have a birth certificate"

Qasha: "Shlamalokh. Alaha Imokh. Esho'a Mshykha Illoukh" [peace upon thee. god be with thee. jesus christ be with thee]

Emil: (Thinks to himself: oh shit! This priest doesn't speak English)"...um... bayin kthawa d' hueyli" [I need my birth certificate]

Qasha: "Min eaka ewit?" [Where are you from?]

Emil: "Shiraz, EEERahn" [Shiraz, Iran]

Qasha: "See min d'akha!" [Go from here! Out of my face]

(Apparently the priest only likes Christiassyrians from Iraq...)

EXEUNT EMIL

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        Myths & Maniacs! Emil - 11/10 19:01
        Re: Myths & Maniacs! Maggie - 11/10 20:01
        Birth Certificate Emil - 11/10 20:52
        Re: Birth Certificate Maggie - 11/10 21:04
        Re: Birth Certificate Jeff - 11/19 08:01
        Re: Birth Certificate Maggie - 11/19 08:31

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