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Posted by pancho (Guest) - Sunday, May 14 2006, 4:22:41 (CEST)
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pancho wrote:
>...a dear friend...was once the nurse for my first born when he had cancer (he`s alive and well)...sends me this...if the children at aina can display their ignorance with pride...why can`t kids revel in their good sense?
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>Ocean Life by Kidengarteners:
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>I drew a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
>(Kelly age 6)
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>Oysters' balls are called pearls.
>(James age 6)
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>If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent.
>(Wayne age 7)
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>I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more.
>(Kylie age 6)
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>A Dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head.
>(Billy age 6)
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>My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
>(Millie age 6)
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>When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans.
>(William age 7)
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>I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant?
>(Helen age 7)
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>Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
>(Christopher age 7)
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>When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small.
>(Kevin age 6)
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>There are a lot of suckers in the ocean. The Mafia put them there.
>(Russ age 5)

I`m an Assyrian because I`m a Christian.
(Aprim age 45)

My mother is from babylon. She must be the whore of Babylon my priest talks about.
(Peter age 45)

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