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Maggie
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There once was an Assyrian living in Iraq. He decided American education was incomparble, so he came to America and got his 3 egineering degrees. After he got all the American education he could get, he decided to go back to Iraq and live like a KING! Once he was home in Iraq, he decided to take a tour of his beloved country. So he rented a Balam, (a row-boat) and the boat was owned by a Muslim. After just a few minutes of touring his beloved homeland, the Assyrian-American got bored and started to chit-chat with the boatman, and showing-off his education. He asked the boatman, "inta taaref Psychology"? (Do you know any Psychology). The boatman said, "La walla. Anee fad insan faqir. Ma aaref Psychology". (I'm a poor man, I don't know any Psychology". The Assyrian-America said, "Bas inta oumrak khasara!". (your life is a waste!). A few minutes went by and the Assyrian-American asked the boatman "inta taaref Sociology?" (Do you know any Sociology?" The boatman answered, "la walla. Anee fad insan faqir, fad balamchee, ma aaref Sociology". (I am a poor man, a lowly boatman, I don't know any Sociology". The Assyrian-America replied, (bas inta oumrak khasara!". (your life is a waste!) A few minutes went by and the Assyrian-American asked the boatman, "inta taaref Anthropology?". (Do you know anthropology?". And again the boatman answered, "la walla. Anee fad insan faqir, fad balamchee, maaref Anthropology". (I am a poor man, a boatman, I don't know Anthropology). Again the Assyrian-American replied "bas inta oumrak khasara". (your life is a waste!) Moments later, the weather changed drastically, the waves started tossing the boat every which way, until the boat turned over and the two men fell in. The Assyrian-American started spalshing, flailing his arms, shouting and screaming, "aamee, saadni", (uncle help me). The boatman asked him (lesh inta mataaref sibhology?" (don't you know swimology?" The Assyrian-American replied, "laa", (NO!) The boatman said to him, "bas inta oumrak khasara!" --------------------- |
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