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Posted by beezelbub (Guest) - Sunday, October 30 2005, 16:02:04 (CET)
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>1. What is Ashurbanipal famous for?

...being the ancestor of the sorriest lot of oafs, boobs, thugs and weasels the world has ever seen.

>2. The year of the fall of the Assyrian Empire?

...don't you know?

>3. Jesus Christ was born in Israel. What language did he speak?

...he spoke in tongues and parables

Why?

...because the damn fools would have killed him had they understood anything...and they still would.

>4. What are the Assyrian Nestorians famous for?

...being able to go down on their knees faster than a whore with bad credit.

>5. Name two Assyrian periodicals that are published in the USA.

...Toontown and The Adventures Of a Worm

>Random Question Samples: (Each candidate will be given one randomly picked question to answer orally.)
>1. In your opinion what must the Assyrians, living in the USA do to be united?

...kill each other...and be buried in a mass grave.

>2. What is the value of a supportive and loving family?

...that it breeds people with enough self-respect not to cram the answers to this stupid test for money.

>3. Name one strength and one weakness of our people?

...can I get back to you on this one?

>4. If you could live your life again, what would you do differently?

...push John Nimrod down the nearest steps.

>5. In your opinion, what unique or exceptional opportunities does the USA offer to Assyrians that other countries do not?

...the chance to fulfill their deepest feelings of self-loathing for having thrown away one of the greatest of Heritages for a Jew mish-mash by funding the destruction of the land of Ashur...and being able to send band-aids to garbia to assuage their blood-guilt.

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Why Does This Rub Me The Wrong Way? Emil - Sunday, October 30 2005, 2:56:40 (CET)
- Re: Why Does This Rub Me The Wrong Way? beezelbub - 10/30 04:34
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