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Posted by pancho (Guest) - Friday, January 20 2006, 20:02:09 (CET)
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...I am a father...I have seven sons. All of them have come down with a life-threatening disease. They need "holy water anti-biotics". It just so happens that our refrigerator is filled with nothing BUT "holy water antibiotics"...vials and vials of it, plus tablets and sweet syrup and milkshake flavors...it`s all there. On top of that and just as fortunately, I own a factory that makes "holy water antibiotics"...it`s my company, "Holy Water Antibiotics Inc." Not only that, I own several plants all over the world and have just branched out to outer space where the first factories making holy water antibiotics should be coming on-line on Mars, Jupiter and a roving asteroid or two. Within two years, tops, there`ll be holy water antibiotics available on every speck and moon and star in the universe...so successful have I been at what I do best.

Now, back to my seven sons...all of whom are getting weaker and sicker by the day. Their mother, my dear wife, has been on her knees to me for days now begging me to open the refrigerator, right there in our kitchen and allow her to give our sons holy water antibiotics...but I haven`t yet been convinced of her devotion and sincerity...I believe she is devoted to the CHILDREN, sure...I`m not blind. But I`m not yet convinced she is as devoted to me...I sense a preference for the boys and wonder if what drives her tears isn`t more a concern for their health and safety rather than intense admiration of my goodness..even my GREAT goodness.

My boys too have been pleading with me..."Daddy please, I feel awful...please Pop, my fever...Daddy I haven`t been able to stop bleeding from my rectum...please...Come on Dad, what MORE can I say", says my youngest, "I haven`t much more time, please relent and give us some of the product you have circled the globe with and have made available to every star and speck in space..what will it hurt you to give us enough to save our lives...don`t you love us enough to see us well and whole...please...please...please"???

But I don`t know. It`s true it would cost me nothing to give them some of what I have plenty of...but there`s just something lacking in the way they ask...can`t quite put my finger on it...but it means more than life to me...so I`ll wait some more. Maybe...if one of asks JUST right...we`ll see.

moral: take yer god and shove him...this world`s had plenty of him...

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