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lost at sea...
Posted by beezelbub (Guest) - Monday, August 29 2005, 2:58:09 (CEST)
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...there was a rowboat named "Iraq" set to sea with a crew of 20 made of Shiia, Sunni, Kurds and Assyrians. The four Sunni, though not in the majority, ran the boat...the 12 Shiia lay handcuffed at the prow...three Kurds sat glowering in the stern and amidships lay one lone Assyrian. The trip was rocky, to say the least, but there was food for all and fresh water and while the Shiia and Kurds were restless, the Sunni maintained order...though the lone Assyrian fretted a lot and was seen to be "NrRRvus"..as all members of his tribe are.

On their second trip around the Cape they were spied by a frigate in full sail...the U.S.S USA sailed alongside and dipped her flag...from the deck Firas Jatou and Peter Jassim shouted..."hang in there, lone Assyrian, we will save you"! At that the tall ship turned and rammed the rowboat amidships, knocking the four Sunni overboard...it then proceeded to sail on while at the fantail Firas and Peter could be seen waving and shouting..."good luck"!

It didn't take long for the Shiia to throw the Kurds overboard...which they repented two days later when the last of their bisquits were gone...then they remembered the lone Assyrian huddling by the triangular prow and they chopped him up and ate him.

Moral: If you would survive don't be edible.



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