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A Doctrine of Incredible Stupidity
Posted by pancho (Moderator) - Friday, May 30 2008, 20:32:05 (CEST)
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A Doctrine of Incredible Stupidity

I don’t have Minme’s (I keep wanting to write Minnie Mouse) original statement before me so I’ll paraphrase as best as I remember…something about “so long as there is ONE good Christian, then Christianity is validated”…or something like that. You can just see the harassed Christian who first thought of this boner, stunned by the growing litany of Christian criminality and its all around failures, pleading that if he could find just ONE decent Christian, “please…just ONE!”, it would cancel out the ever growing hosts of bloodthirsty ones.

These kinds of statements only fly in the churches that dream them up…whose congregants are desperate to see the “wisdom”…the deep, magical wisdom of what to any normal person sounds like nothing more than a desperate and rather pathetic, though humorous, rationale for a miserably failed creed.

With this kind of reasoning the auto mechanic who destroys 1000 motors would sing his own praises for fixing ONE correctly. Imagine the kind of business he could expect…or the architect whose first 1000 building all collapse within a month but who brags on his website about the ONE that’s still standing.

Imagine him telling the Better Business Bureau, or the State Licensing Board…”So long as I get ONE right, you HAVE to let me keep my license”!

Only in religion can you expect to get away with such a load of manure.

I can’t tell if Minime makes more sense when he sticks to his virgin monkeys, or tries to walk upright and carry on “discussions”. Maybe it isn’t entirely his fault…maybe he had the native intelligence to become a rational human bean when he started out but an early reaming by his church thwarted his better instincts and reduced him to mouthing these absurdities, while at the same time seriously inviting others to discuss, “seriously”. Maybe the best he can do is skip the issues and go for the virgins instead.

As someone said to a young Hitler, “I see the Party shit in your head and forgot to flush.” His church crapped a load into a young Minime and left it there. But. Like I said…we can take anything.



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