The Inside Assyria Discussion Forum #5

=> Jesus has COME

Posted by Maggie (Guest) - Wednesday, December 20 2006, 22:15:58 (CET)
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Jesus has finally appeared and is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO disgusted with everyone in the Assyrian community that he's been sick ever since he arrived. He has already dodged several assasination attempts plus a whole lot of cursing, cussing, rock-throwing, finger-pointing, venom-spewing, vulgar-acting, mother-defaming, lying, cheating, and down right fascist-acting Assyrians, and all this in the first five seconds of his arrival in the community!!!!

The first stops Jesus made were at several Assyrian churches and they threw him out, mistaking him for an undignified homeless man. No clergy would believe that he was Jesus, the messiah, they have been preaching about for centuries, and waiting to come and SAVE them. When he said to them, "I have come to fulfill your wish and to save you", they laughed hysterically and tried to call the insane assylum with one hand while they held him down with the other. He escaped their clutches and got away safely before he was strapped into a straight jacket.

After walking for hours he got tired and hungry and knocked on some Assyrian doors, thinking his people would feed him. They slammed the door on his face three times, before he could utter one word and tell them he was Jesus. When he finally got the chance to tell them who he was, they laughed hysterically and called the police. Before the police arrived, however, he escaped.

He went to several Assyrian "cultural" centers and in each of them he saw signs plastered all over their walls saying "We Love Assyria" so he thought I finally arrived at a place where they would understand "culture" and civility. As he approached the two nazi wardens stationed by the door, he tripped over the trap the nazi wardens had set-up. He got up and tried to REASON with them but they wouldn't have it. They told him that while he was there he has to follow THEIR rules and address everyone according to the titles THEY bestowed upon people, and if he wouldn't conform, they would DELETE and BAN him. He asked them if they had the authority from the other members to speak like that to him, and they said "no, we are two rogue thugs and can go as haywire as we want. We have succeeded in driving all the sincere and good people away, and we will keep on doing this till the people wake up and put an end to us!

He told them, "But I'm Jesus. You know, the guy you always USE to spew your hatred and venom to justify your evil deeds." They laughed hysterically and said "it's just a trick we use to get rid of ALL intellectual, educated, civilized, reasonable, and nationalistic Assyrians that may THINK of joining this organization". Jesus said, "so you never believed in me or what I stand for, and you were just a bunch of lying ghouls pretending to be doing something important for the Assyrian nation?" They said, "that's right!!! It works every time, and we have even perfected the science of lying, misleading, and corruption, and we have duped those in charge into thinking we are "nationalists" and "Christian" that's why WE get to define what is Christianity, what is nationalism. We have even called for an Assyrian parliament, knowing No ONE would want to join it with US in charge of it, that way we will implement an Assyrian parliament of TWO". They looked at Jesus and said, "who did you say you were?". Jesus repeated, "I am the messiah you have been talking about and waiting for". The two nazis laughed and said, "yeah right!!! We don't even trust each other, much less someone who claims to be a messiah!!! Dream ON! now leave before we torture you the way we do everyone walking through these doors!"

Jesus didn't know what to do at this point. He started thinking about perhaps visiting some of the Assyrian political organizations, since they ALL claim to have given martyrs for this nation and her "lord and savior". Every organization he visited, the building was empty. So he decided to call some of Assyria's qrawtaneh. Some of them showed-up and asked Jesus what he wanted from them. Jesus told them who he was and said that he was very hungry. They laughed at him and said, "look buddy, many Assyrian politicians claim to be the messiah of this nation, so we don't need anymore messiahs, ok? As far as being hungry, JOIN THE CLUB!!! We each devoted 20-30 years of our life for this nation, half-starving ourselves and our families for the sake of a few men who were in charge of us, and no help ever came to relieve us of our duty, to feed us, or take care of our families. Do you know how many martyrs we manufactured in the last 30 years? But alas no amount of martyrs were ever enough for these political vultures!! So please, do yourself a favor and go back to where you came from lest you get killed again!"

Jesus, broken-hearted, walked away and thought to himself, "My God, these qrawtaneh are right!!! I could be killed again, for the SECOND TIME!!! and still these people wouldn't believe I was the messiah, the lord, the savior of this nation, because these people don't even know what Jesus looks like, or what he'll be wearing when he comes, and what he is supposed to stand for.

He DID consider asking the Assyrian churches, cultural centers, and political organizations, that if they couldn't feed him, at least to feed their hungry people waiting in Jordan, in Syria, in Turkey, in Iraq, but then thought NAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY will KILL me for sure!

HOW will anyone RECOGNIZE Jesus when he comes again? HOW will anyone BELIEVE he is Jesus the messiah, the savior, the lord? Who will be the first to KILL Jesus? And how many times will Jesus have to be MURDERED in order to save this nation from itself? And most importantly, what COULD Jesus DO for this nation that would even work?

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