You Didnīt Mention the "S" word ONCE!!!

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Posted by pancho from ( on Monday, April 08, 2002 at 2:29PM :

In Reply to: on survival posted by Alli from ? ( on Monday, April 08, 2002 at 1:10PM :

I think you should thank your friends and family for their timely intervention. I think getting you into a room to be confronted by all of them at one time did the trick. You just needed to be shown that it isnīt such a big deal...nothing to write home, or to everyone elses home, about.

Congratulations...the first few days are the roughest. During that time all phallic objects like fire hydrants, Kool Aid pitchers, fresh fruit, aspirin etc...should be kept away from you. The following days during which you try to replace you know what with something else...anything else in your delicate condition, should be easier to bear...after which you should be able to engage in healthy normal sex for the first time in your short, constantly pubescent life...without taking out ads in the New York Times to tell everyone to buzz off and stop thinking all you care about is you know what.

whatcha wearing anyway?

-- pancho
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