Posted by pancho from ? (220.127.116.11) on Tuesday, April 23, 2002 at 10:14AM :
....I go tripping, merrily merrily merrily...this is but a dream.
Well folks...this is soon to be it. In the great courtroom of this great land comes Jackie Bejan...a plaintive plaintiff...seeking redress of grievances, seeking Justice...looking for the "Balls That Got Away". The woman WANTS HER BALLS!!! damn it. How dare I save her the pleasure of grinding them off with her own teeth.
I suppose she hoped I'd stay in Mexico...hands over my privates, so she could waltz into court and get a judgement against me by default. Wouldn't have made any difference...wouldn't have paid her a cent no matter what. But she could have claimed a "moral" victory...yeah right, like if she'd gotten me into bed it would have been a "boring" victory.
Much to her chagrin I'll be there, with bells AND balls on.
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