Posted by Stella from dsc01-chc-il-3-105.rasserver.net (126.96.36.199) on Wednesday, March 05, 2003 at 1:55AM :
A friend sent this....
The following is excerpted from a piece by SwamiBeyondananda
Hello everybody -- it is great to be here ... and you know what? We really
have no choice. Because no matter where we are, we are always here. And it is always now. In fact, there's even a book called The
Power of Now. I haven't had time to read it yet, but I hope to get to it in a later now.
Meanwhile, back in this now, the issue facing the United States, and indeed the world is, will George Bush give in to his
Big Iraq Attack and order up a war? Latest reports say that a war to force a regime
change in Iraq will cost $200 billion. It is puzzling to me why some of those fiscal fitness fanatics in the Republican Party haven't tried to find a cheaper way to do
it. Maybe if they offered the Iraqis half -- $100 billion -- they could do it themselves.
Then we'd still have $100 billion left to spend on regime change in this country.
Because -- and I have to be blunt here -- the folks we have in charge are fossils fueled by fossil fuels. And in the reptilian
brain, problems aren't solved, they're attacked.
Like the War on Poverty. Remember that? I'm happy to report that it's finally over. The poor people have all surrendered.
And take the War on Drugs -- please! How many billions have they spent? My
solution is cheaper and more effective .. improve reality!
Now we have the War on Terrorism. We're going to terrorize those terrorists into giving up terrorism if it's the last
thing we do! And it just might be. The good news is -- and I have it on the Highest
Authority -- there will indeed be peace on Earth. Whether we humans are around to enjoy it,that is up to us.
No wonder there is so much fear, uncertainty and confusion on the planet.
I'll tell you how bad it's gotten. You've heard of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle? Well, they're not even sure about THAT anymore. And so, more and more people are turning to the mystics for answers.
I have often said there are two kinds of mystics, the optimystics and the
pessimystics. Now pessimystics seem to be more in touch with "reality," but optimystics are happier and live longer for some reason. The pessimystics have been crying, "The sky is falling, the sky is
falling!" The optimystics say, "No. It just looks that way because we are ascending."
Now, for those people who read the news -- not to mention those unfortunate enough to BE in the news -- last year was not an easy year to keep an optimystic attitude with so much pessimystic evidence.
Call me a hopeless "hopium" addict, but I choose to accentuate the positive. For example, you can say we human beings have moved further down the path of
self-destruction. Or you could say the Earth is ridding itself of a virulent parasite.
You can despair over continuing war, disease and starvation, or you can go, "Hey, population control the good, old fashioned
way -- without birth control or abortion." Who says "compassionate conservative" is an
You can worry about the government taking liberties with our liberties or you can say, "Life has become simpler! They've boiled
the Bill of Rights down to just one: You have the right to remain silent."
So I am not going to dwell on the negative. As my guru Harry Cohen Baba used to say, "Life is like photography ... we use the
negative to develop." So let us look at the bright side.
Like technological advances, for example. Forty years ago President John F. Kennedy promised to have a man on the moon by the
end of the 1960s. Well,we have far exceeded that. Thanks to the so-called Patriot Act, George Bush can have a man on Uranus by the end of the week!
George Bush was responsible for a great spiritual advance last year, as well. He upgraded the Golden Rule for the new
millennium. It's now the Gold Rule: "Doodoo unto others before they can doodoo unto you."
And -- say what you will -- President Bush has made great strides on behalf of minority representation. Never before have we had a President who was looking out for a smaller minority.
Now this is the State of the Universe Address, and seen from that higher
perspective, things look great! I am happy to report that the Universe continued to expand in 2002, and in fact, they actually had to let the Photon Belt out a another notch. An expanding Universe means more jobs
too, so we can expect a steady influx of aliens looking for work. Yep, the
Universe just keeps purring in perfection,
ever-changing as usual. The planets continue to harmoniously spin in their orbits,and except for the occasional case of asteroids, they just calmly go about their business.
Meanwhile, back here on earth, things are a bit more problematical. We still haven't fully recovered from that vicious dogma
attack of 911. But as an optimystic, I believe you can indeed teach an old dogma new tricks,simply by changing the emPHAsis to another sylLABle. Instead of focusing
only on emergency measures, why not take emerge 'n SEE measures?
When we emerge from our fearful hiding places and see from the cosmic comic perspective, we realize that beneath all the
stress and distress and sadness in life there is a deep well of joy. Each time
we let laughter bubble up from the well, we experience deep wellness. Levity helps us
overcome gravity, especially when we shine the light of laughter on those
poorly-lit corridors of power.
Do you know what the leading cause of terrorism is? It's seriousness. I'm
serious. Think about it. Those people have no sense of humor. Otherwise how could they believe they will get to heaven by
putting other people through hell?
Here is my vision: A suicide bomber arrives at the Gates of Heaven, and God clops him over the head and says, "SCHMUCK! What'd
you do that for? 72 virgins? YOU get one 72-year-old virgin, and his name starts with
But if Americans are willing to revive the Iraqi Horror Picture Show just to feed our out-of-control oil habit, how are we that
different? How many innocents will be put through hell, just to preserve our little corner of relative heaven? There is no real peace without harmony and balance, only
the vicious cycle of injustice. Peons get tired of getting peed on, right?
You get pissed on, and pretty soon you're gonna get pissed off. This causes the hot spots to flare, and pretty soon you have an uprising, which usually results in a downfall. All these uprisings and
downfalls can be wearing on the body politic.
Fortunately, we do have a choice. One of my favorite stories recently is about a Native American grandfather talking to his
young grandson. He tells the boy he has two wolves inside of him struggling with each other. The first is the wolf of peace, love and kindness. The other wolf is fear,
greed and hatred. "Which wolf will win, grandfather?" asks the young boy.
"Whichever one I feed," is the reply.
Every day -- every moment -- we have the choice to feed the wolf of love or the wolf of fear. It is interesting that we are
called humanKIND. What better time than now to find out, can mankind treat man kindly?
I have a dream ... I call it tell-a-vision. I say, if you're dissatisfied with the current programming, you can turn off your TV
and tell a vision instead. Here is my vision: Remember the Manhattan
Project during World War II? It took less than four years for a group of scientists to develop the first weapon of mass destruction. My vision is, we can do even better for an even worthier goal. We could call it the Manhelpin Project, and its
purpose would be to develop the first weapon of mass construction instead.
Think about it. What if we used that $200 billion set to detonate in Iraq, and put it toward becoming the worldwide leader in
renewable, clean, sustainable energy sources? Now there's some real power. Create something so plentiful you don't have to pay an army to protect your share. A healthy income, a healthy outcome ... what could
possibly make more sense? Boy,talk about feeding two birds with one scone!
The choice is up to us. If we want an alternative, we must feed the "alter
native" economy ... anything that alters us natives for the better. The world we live in is a byproduct of the products we buy, is it not? What if we only choose to buy products with healthy byproducts? Think about this:
There are at least 45 million Americans who
consciously want to feed the wolf of peace. If each of us switched just $100 into
the alter native economy, that would be $4.5 billion!
Last year, we launched a blisskrieg and declared "all out peace." I'm happy to report it is already working. More people are
letting their inner peace out, and these outbreaks of peace are actually causing
esteem to rise! And we all know that rising esteem is good for the atmosphere.
As esteem rises, more people on the planet will be able to be all that they can be -- without joining the army. And when more
of us put our energy into love and laughter instead of criticizing and condemning, we will have Uncritical Mass ... and we will bring about Nonjudgment Day, and along
with it, Disarmaggedon. Now you might be wondering, what will Nonjudgment Day
look like? Let me tell another vision.
I have been to the heights of levity, and I have seen people all over the world dancing together in the universal dance of fool
realization .. The Hokey Pokey. I want you to hold this vision with me: all of the world
leaders at the United Nations beginning their sessions with the Hokey Pokey.
What if Ariel Sharon and Yasser Arafat put their whole selves in? That would be commitment. And then pulled their whole
selves out. That is detachment. Then they turn themselves around, which is
transformation. And that, my friends, is what it is all about!
So, how can you help raise the laugh force on the planet enough to bring about Nonjudgment Day? First, you can take a vow of
levity, and laugh more. And we even have a Laughmore Society to help you do just that. Next, you can support everyone's right to laugh by joining the Right To Laugh Party
... "One big party, everyone is invited. All for fun, and fun for all."
Commit random acts of comedy. Practice Fun Shui and leave the world a funnier place. Anything to elicit a moment of
fool-realization with a spark of laughter. Because only when we lovingly laugh at our foolishness, can we seriously change things for the better. May you wake up laughing and leave laughter in your wake ... and may the Farce be with you!
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