Posted by panch from inet-gto-aztecas-2-fddi5-0-0.uninet.net.mx (148.233.135.74) on Monday, March 17, 2003 at 2:33PM :
I`m heavily invested in animal lard futures...therefore in case of an attack...which could happen yesterday...would you all please buy "OINK" brand lard...you`ll find it at flea bitten ghetto stores...buy a lot so you can be safe a lot...smear it all over your doors and windows and children...that way any attack of anything will slither right off...and should the worst happen...they can deep fat fry you right there.
My portfolio thanks you...so does Farmer Archer Daniels Midland.
-- panch
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