Posted by Rafo from px1wh.vc.shawcable.net (24.69.255.202) on Wednesday, June 18, 2003 at 1:27AM :
In Reply to: Apology to America posted by andreas from dtm2-t9-1.mcbone.net (62.104.210.98) on Wednesday, March 12, 2003 at 4:47PM :
: Apology to America...
:
: On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the
: United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently
: and for that, I am truly sorry.
: I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice
: of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron
: shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like
: you actually elected him.
: I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than
: you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and
: better than your own.
: I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse
: would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.
: I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice
: you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.
: I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but,
: we Feel your Pain.
: I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against
: a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it
: took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but
: that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.
: And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly
: apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly
: veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this.
: We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.
: Thank you.
-- Rafo
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