Posted by Alexander from 92.52.26.24.cfl.rr.com (24.26.52.92) on Sunday, September 07, 2003 at 3:16AM :
There once was a man named Fred
Who used to love making sculptures
for ungrateful Assyrians
who acted like vultures
everytime he tried to teach them culture
So what did he do
oh what did he do
This artist they say
has gone crazy, oh vay!
But I think differently
because I know him inferrently(is that a word?)
and no, this Fred of mine
has not lost his mind
-- Alexander
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