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=> If I could write a skit for TV...
| If I could write a skit for TV... |
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Posted by
Habibi
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- Thursday, August 5 2004, 4:13:26 (CEST) from -  Windows XP -  Internet ExplorerWebsite: Website title: |
it would go something like this: "Eye of the Tiger," that cheesy 80's song, needs to be playing in the background during the entire skit. One sees John Ashcroft, dressed in olive military fatigues, face painted green, ensemble complete with branches on his hat sneaking through what appears to be a jungle at night.... He peers between tree branches, scuttles behind a bush, and then the camera zooms out. He's actually in a suburb somewhere in America, standing right outside of a bathroom window, about to catch a woman getting undressed for her shower. (Oh, the horror! Oh, the indecency!) As he shuffles around in the bushes trying to find his walkie-talkie, the woman spies him and, unbeknownst to him sneaks out the bathroom door with her towel on, leaving the bath water running and the shower curtain closed so that the peeping tom she's caught will think she's in the shower.... Next thing Ashcroft knows, he's startled as someone taps him on the shoulder, from behind. It's the woman, and she bitch-slaps him so hard he falls backward to the ground. The woman continues to clobber him as the scene ends, "Eye of the Tiger" fading away.... --------------------- |
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