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HOY QOOOOOOOTMA I JUST HAD TO reply
Posted by Ado (Guest) - Saturday, February 11 2006, 2:55:14 (CET)
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YOU'RE SO FUCKIN' AWESOME, dude!!! I just had to reply. You are sooo prime material for me, I love you.

John wrote:
>As I promised I'll get back to you on regular bases, here is the latest of zoros:

Did you mean to say "Zoris"? A sandal? You know, like how do you say, qup-qapeh, and are you planning to play baseball in them, not sure you’d want to run the “bases” with them, whatta’ya think buddy?

>10. He calls sarahado Daddy

And, may I ask whom you give the privileged name of Baba to, hmmm biscuit?

>9. He was drunk few night ago in a San Jose home

Home? Whataya mean by home? A fargin' shelter maybe?

>8. He started smoking

I am smoking right now after the orgasmic read you just gave me. The one you call humor. You know, the same one I consider a 10 on my Unintentional Comedy Scale!!!

>7. Can't wait till seeing the new "pope"

HAHAHA, can't wait till sawing(past tense and all) new top usra lists from you.

>6. He touched a breastin a the kitchen of his "church"

What da fuck is a "breastin"? Seriously... what is it? I only ask because maybe I want to touch one or two, might be missin' out on the touch of a fargin' lifetime, hook a brother up already.

>5. He wants to change everthing even his name

I'd change my name too if it was “zoros”. They say two pits are better then one, only 'cause that would mean you have one FUCKIN' arm. But, two Zoro's, nahhhh, one too many swords right there.

>4. He is the "ChaldoAssyrian's" Ezzat Al-Douri

Yeah, and I'm the "ChaldoAssyrian's"(can't believe I just added "chaldo" to that... well I do try and impress jeffyLUBE as much as I can) Ezzat-EEE, check it out, yo:

(THE FOLLOWING IS A ROUGH ADO TRANSLATION OF EASY-E'S "FUCK DRE")

This is a ghetto public announcement (weed smokers)
(aya hansamta teetela min sheemal (koot garish geegarit atra)

Roll your blunts tight
(Khardileh okheena raba raba raba khloosa)

And light your joints
(O'maleeleh hashishookh)

Inhale...slowly exhale
(M'kheelookh kha musa sodanta... neekha nasha neekha, qat la talqitleh dameh)

And that's how you get high.
(B'khartoota atkha nasha garit hashiiish, shmeelokh gawad)

>3. He loves Koubba

AND WHO THE HELL DOESN'T? Do you know how long it takes to make Koubba? I swear to God, the making of it can be recorded and used as Jane Fargin Fonda's next workout video. Do you have any clue how much shaking like a laffy taffy goes into making the perfect Kouba paaaatttty?!?!?!?


>2. Massoud's Uncle is his role model

Mine is Khali Batishwa, the very first Assyrian Tranny.

>and number one in this week isssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss:

Please tell us Dawoooooood Letterman, but make it good or I won't cross your threshold next week. Speaking of, does this forum have a Human Resource department? It Midget, I don't want lil johnny ratting me out and all.

>1. He wants redish hair like Ezzat

Easy-E had Fargin' Jerry Curls, that he used permanent wave lotions to keep that misty shine on 24/7!!! Right here you have proven to be a flat out LIAR(and an extremely bad icehole). Plus, if Easy wanted red hair, I'm sure a buck fiddy could of gotten him a great color job and a wonderful up-do at your local hair salon.

>Enjoy

Oh, I sooooooo did, thank you very much, khayee khlapookh, you joker you.

>Keep Love Assyrian

Okie... hey, isn't that the Turkish version of Dominoes, Okie... hahaha, I just did my very first Turkish accent funny, sioFUCKINnara to the Canadian one, thank you lil john...

>John L

Lennon is dead, Lil John is alive and well, you lil funny guy you.



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