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Merry Christmas or how Ado shoves some spirit up a heathen deez
Posted by Ado (Guest) - Sunday, December 18 2005, 21:10:27 (CET)
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The following translation in MY translation, mine, me. Roughly translated- I don’t need any help from the hipper hopper pooper scooper Tig to the L Tiggy John Stossel and Jeff I wanna be known as Jeffy Lube me up Twat(tuesdays are boytown special days where all the boys get a free noota change).

Here we go, Merry Christmas you heathen bastages and a happy qootma o’mia shakheeneh brishokhoon too!!!

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Nana Qam deshalah khazala’d tesma khoordita bit qdaloo

Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
Bitaya betan lehlit eyda

You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
Masit amrit litin baba noel

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Ena ana o’sawy ee hamoonekh

She’d been drinkin’ too much egg nog,
Shtitehwa raba araq khwita min beyeh o’khalwa

And we’d begged her not to go.
O’poorpilan mino la azah

But she’d left her medication,
Ena monshitewa dermano

So she stumbled out the door into the snow.
Bit daha, poombila qamtara goo telga

When they found her Christmas mornin’,
Eman qam machkhelah qedamtit eyda soora

At the scene of the attack.
Hal al de dookta’d yimo mobkhiyowa

There were hoof prints on her forehead,
Itwa shopa’d aqlit haywaneh al rishit qiso

And incriminatin’ Claus marks on her back.
Op khaso zrichewa… mabyooneh shopit do leeta baba noel

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Nana Qam deshalah khazala’d tesma khoordita bit qdaloo


Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
Bitaya betan lehlit eyda

You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
Masit amrit litin baba noel

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Ena ana o’sawy ee hamoonekh

Now we’re all so proud of Grandpa,
Hadeeya koolan kha b’khqarekh bit sawy

He’s been takin’ this so well.
Sodanta shqeeloleh aha stamta

See him in there watchin’ football,
Dooleh paroojeh futbol it amerkayeh

Drinkin’ beer and playin’ cards with cousin Belle.
Bishtaya beera o’tawooleh kon kan min brat khalti bulbul

It’s not Christmas without Grandma.
Eena lela eyda bala nana

All the family’s dressed in black.
Kooleh nashit behta l’weshena kooma

And we just can’t help but wonder:
Hamasha doowikh takhmooneh

Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
Patkhikhloon hadayeh yen madirikhloon

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Nana Qam deshalah khazala’d tesma khoordita bit qdaloo


Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
Bitaya betan lehlit eyda

You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
Masit amrit litin baba noel

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Ena ana o’sawy ee hamoonekh

Now the goose is on the table
Hadeyah qaza qilya hazer eeleh al tablie

And the pudding made of pig.
O’martookha it amerkayeh khweeta bit qhzoora

And a blue and silver candle,
Wala, oop poonda risrasi o’meela goo deezoo

That would just have matched the hair in Grandma’s wig.
Hal kitit barookit nana

I’ve warned all my friends and neighbours.
Kooleh shwaweh o’khorawateh meeroon

Better watch out for yourselves.”
Hishar haaa

They should never give a license,
Ekha card it d’raya garit hich la yawy

To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
Qa khan ash dee tareh arabana o’tawil min nasheh daqeekeh lweeseh qeena

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Nana Qam deshalah khazala’d tesma khoordita bit qdaloo

Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
Bitaya betan lehlit eyda

You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
Masit amrit litin baba noel

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.
Ena ana o’sawy ee hamoonekh



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