Merry Christmas or how Ado shoves some spirit up a heathen deez |
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The following translation in MY translation, mine, me. Roughly translated- I don’t need any help from the hipper hopper pooper scooper Tig to the L Tiggy John Stossel and Jeff I wanna be known as Jeffy Lube me up Twat(tuesdays are boytown special days where all the boys get a free noota change). Here we go, Merry Christmas you heathen bastages and a happy qootma o’mia shakheeneh brishokhoon too!!! Grandma got run over by a reindeer Nana Qam deshalah khazala’d tesma khoordita bit qdaloo Walking home from our house Christmas eve. Bitaya betan lehlit eyda You can say there’s no such thing as Santa, Masit amrit litin baba noel But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. Ena ana o’sawy ee hamoonekh She’d been drinkin’ too much egg nog, Shtitehwa raba araq khwita min beyeh o’khalwa And we’d begged her not to go. O’poorpilan mino la azah But she’d left her medication, Ena monshitewa dermano So she stumbled out the door into the snow. Bit daha, poombila qamtara goo telga When they found her Christmas mornin’, Eman qam machkhelah qedamtit eyda soora At the scene of the attack. Hal al de dookta’d yimo mobkhiyowa There were hoof prints on her forehead, Itwa shopa’d aqlit haywaneh al rishit qiso And incriminatin’ Claus marks on her back. Op khaso zrichewa… mabyooneh shopit do leeta baba noel Grandma got run over by a reindeer Nana Qam deshalah khazala’d tesma khoordita bit qdaloo Walking home from our house Christmas eve. Bitaya betan lehlit eyda You can say there’s no such thing as Santa, Masit amrit litin baba noel But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. Ena ana o’sawy ee hamoonekh Now we’re all so proud of Grandpa, Hadeeya koolan kha b’khqarekh bit sawy He’s been takin’ this so well. Sodanta shqeeloleh aha stamta See him in there watchin’ football, Dooleh paroojeh futbol it amerkayeh Drinkin’ beer and playin’ cards with cousin Belle. Bishtaya beera o’tawooleh kon kan min brat khalti bulbul It’s not Christmas without Grandma. Eena lela eyda bala nana All the family’s dressed in black. Kooleh nashit behta l’weshena kooma And we just can’t help but wonder: Hamasha doowikh takhmooneh Should we open up her gifts or send them back? Patkhikhloon hadayeh yen madirikhloon Grandma got run over by a reindeer Nana Qam deshalah khazala’d tesma khoordita bit qdaloo Walking home from our house Christmas eve. Bitaya betan lehlit eyda You can say there’s no such thing as Santa, Masit amrit litin baba noel But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. Ena ana o’sawy ee hamoonekh Now the goose is on the table Hadeyah qaza qilya hazer eeleh al tablie And the pudding made of pig. O’martookha it amerkayeh khweeta bit qhzoora And a blue and silver candle, Wala, oop poonda risrasi o’meela goo deezoo That would just have matched the hair in Grandma’s wig. Hal kitit barookit nana I’ve warned all my friends and neighbours. Kooleh shwaweh o’khorawateh meeroon Better watch out for yourselves.” Hishar haaa They should never give a license, Ekha card it d’raya garit hich la yawy To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves. Qa khan ash dee tareh arabana o’tawil min nasheh daqeekeh lweeseh qeena Grandma got run over by a reindeer Nana Qam deshalah khazala’d tesma khoordita bit qdaloo Walking home from our house Christmas eve. Bitaya betan lehlit eyda You can say there’s no such thing as Santa, Masit amrit litin baba noel But as for me and Grandpa, we believe. Ena ana o’sawy ee hamoonekh --------------------- |
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