Posted by farid from customer-148-233-78-77.uninet.net.mx (220.127.116.11) on Monday, June 23, 2003 at 1:41PM :
United States of America
Department of State
23rd desk, Fouth Aisle
Office Of Returned Countries
Washington D.C. 12345
Dear Mr. Bet Boosoo;
Please find enclosed a map of northern Iraq with you allotment marked out. It has been determined that you deserve one acre for every 100,000 Itaqis killed. We are happy to be able to return "Assyria" to its rightful owners.
This is in response to your letter outlining all the fine efforts you and your co-Assyrians have made through your website, Assyrian International News Agency, for the liberation and re-allotment of Iraq.
Thank you again, and if you know any Africans, please let us know.
Alfred Dunkowitz esq.
Assistant to the Assitant to the Assistant of the Senior Assistant for Fair Play.
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