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Posted by Jeff from d14-69-62-196.try.wideopenwest.com ( on Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 5:31PM :

In Reply to: In His Dreams posted by farid from customer-148-233-78-77.uninet.net.mx ( on Monday, June 23, 2003 at 1:41PM :

: United States of America
: Department of State
: 23rd desk, Fouth Aisle
: Office Of Returned Countries
: Wolfowiz Building
: Washington D.C. 12345

: Dear Mr. Bet [Boosa];

: Please find enclosed a map of northern Iraq with you allotment marked out. It has been determined that you deserve one acre for every 100,000 [Non Christian] Itaqis killed. We are happy to be able to return "Assyria" to its rightful owners. [Of course, by rightful owners I mean the darkie Christians that try so hard to be Jewish.]

: This is in response to your letter outlining all the fine efforts you and your co-Assyrians have made through your website, Assyrian International News Agency, for the liberation and re-allotment of Iraq. [Henceforth Iraq will be known as "Ass-tia", for "the homeland of the Assyrian Christians.]

: Thank you again, and if you know any Africans, please let us know.

: Sincerely Yours

: Alfred Dunkowitz[-Steinthallenbaum] esq.

: Assistant to the Assitant to the Assistant of the Senior Assistant for Fair Play.

-- Jeff
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